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Hi. I'm Brian.
DESIGN WEBSITE PET PEEVES
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Designers who refer to themselves in plural.
"We are multidisciplinary" You and who? The dog?
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Hackneyed jargon and buzzwords.
Like multidisciplinary, driven and synergistic. I truly hope you
aren't single-minded, lazy and uncooperative.
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Obvious statements.
Self-motivated Individual. I guess that's better than having
2 of you who are shiftless and unambitious.
Hire me and you are sure to get sarcasm, wit and a friend
who you'll want to go get lunch with.
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Pizza Maker
When I'm not at the computer I'm in my backyard slinging pizzas for my side project Cheese Louise Pizza. Once a week I make and sell 20 pies and all the net proceeds go to charity. Head on over to cheeselouisepizza.com and have a look.
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